More Jokes

 I knew a girl who was so stupid that.......

> she called me to get my phone number.


> she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate.'

> she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
> she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

> she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
> she tried to drown a fish.

> she thought a quarterback was a refund.

> she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
> she tripped over a cordless phone.

> she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

> she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

> she studied for a blood test.

> she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

> when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
> when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said

> 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home

No Charge for Love

  

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups. And set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of little boy.

"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, "These puppies come from fine parents and c ost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it

up to the farmer.

"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"

If a Dog was a Teacher

What would happen if a dog taught us? Well, this is what he would teach us.....

If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When it's in your best interest, practice obedience. Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps. Stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily.

Awesome Chalk

I'm sure most of us have heard of Julian Beever, the famous chalk artist. I was first introduced to his works through an email sent to me by VEeR on the 14th of March 2009. Here are my favorite of his works given below:

Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his anamorphic art on the pavements of England , France , Germany , USA , Australia and Belgium

Beever gives an amazing illusion to his drawings, so that the objects appear to be three dimensional rather than flat as they actually are.

Work in progress

Work completed

Hard to believe that the little boy is standing flat on the pavement!