I know its been a long time, but don't berate me for the fact. I've been stuck on a very boring trip to Hyderabad and I just got back today. For you, readers, I am typing a post all about the new features on my blog.
The sharp-eyed probably noticed the presence of a poll in the top right corner. I am changing the poll every seven days. However, I only received two votes for my last poll, and I am horribly disappointed by the fact. I wish that you could take the time to just click on one of the options and click submit. It would make a lot of difference for me, but only about ten seconds for you. we may be the impatient generation, but surely we cannot be that impatient.
Also, beneath my posts, there is a mail sign. if you like any of my posts a lot, you can click on this and mail it to your friends. Spread the humor, awareness, or the facts; your choice. Beneath this sign, you will find three checkboxes- one for "Funny" one for "Interesting" and one for "Cool." You can help express your feeling for a post using this simple feature.
Another thing I have noticed is the amount of visitors I am getting for my blog. the number has just reached 245. In October, no one knew about the blog. November? Only 37 visitors. what about December? A whopping 208 visitors. In fact, 17 people visited today(including me). That shows your growing interest in my blog. Remember, if you like my blog, you can follow it and/or tell your friends about it!
Bonsoir!
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Friday, December 24, 2010
Christmas Carol Remakes
With Christmas Carols and their cheap remakes ringing in the air, it only seems right that I write a post on Christmas too. With St. Nick getting more funny cartoons about him than ever(see bottom of post) I think I should tell you some of the remakes of our favorite songs, starting with Jingle Bells:
Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Batmobile lost its wheel and crashed into a sled. HEY!
Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Batmobile lost its wheel and crashed into a sled. HEY!
Batmobile lost its wheel,
and crashed into a sled,
it went a flying through the air and fell on (place name here)'s head!
That was one I made up. The place name here means that you can keep anyone's name there(I usually stick with joker.).
Here's another:
Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Batmobile lost its wheel and crashed into a sled. HEY!
Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Batmobile lost its wheel and crashed into a sled. HEY!
Robin's on the bed,
Batman's in the hall,
Joker's in the bathroom,
Peeing on the wall!
Courtesy Neel and Nikhil Kapse.
And finally:
Dashing through the sand,
with the the bombs stuck on my back,
I had a nasty plan,
For Christmas in Iraq!
I made it through Checkpoint A,
But not through Checkpoint B,
That's when I got shot in the back,
By the US Military!
Oh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs,
Mine went off you see.....
(I don't know the rest.)
Courtesy Arnav, VEeR, and Kush.
In fact, I was so influenced by our school party we had yesterday, that I wrote a poem on Christmas:
Far away, atop a snowy hill,
Lied the famous town of Santaville.
On the night of Christmas eve,
As each child muttered his plea,
When the town was lit by Christmas cheer,
Santa flew in with his reindeer.
In the house known as the Happy Yeep,
Three children lay deep in sleep,
While Santa climbed down the chimney,
with just a little more speed than a shimmy.
And he smiled upon those sleeping children,
as if they were his own beloved brethren.
With a friendly twinkle in his eye,
he looked as if about to cry.
Then he reached down into his burlap sack,
With presents and goodies it was packed,
looked carefully at three, then pulled them out,
The perfect gifts: It wouldn't let them pout.
At last, a bite of a cookie,
a drink of a smoothie,
To no one, a little doff,
and into the sky, he was off!
To help fight fears,
To help stop tears,
these noble causes that Santa's for,
Makes the happiness inside us pour.
I've even tried sending a Holiday Laugh e-mail, but for some reason the images just aren't coming. Take a final laugh by looking below:
Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Batmobile lost its wheel and crashed into a sled. HEY!
Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Batmobile lost its wheel and crashed into a sled. HEY!
Batmobile lost its wheel,
and crashed into a sled,
it went a flying through the air and fell on (place name here)'s head!
That was one I made up. The place name here means that you can keep anyone's name there(I usually stick with joker.).
Here's another:
Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Batmobile lost its wheel and crashed into a sled. HEY!
Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Batmobile lost its wheel and crashed into a sled. HEY!
Robin's on the bed,
Batman's in the hall,
Joker's in the bathroom,
Peeing on the wall!
Courtesy Neel and Nikhil Kapse.
And finally:
Dashing through the sand,
with the the bombs stuck on my back,
I had a nasty plan,
For Christmas in Iraq!
I made it through Checkpoint A,
But not through Checkpoint B,
That's when I got shot in the back,
By the US Military!
Oh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs,
Mine went off you see.....
(I don't know the rest.)
Courtesy Arnav, VEeR, and Kush.
In fact, I was so influenced by our school party we had yesterday, that I wrote a poem on Christmas:
Far away, atop a snowy hill,
Lied the famous town of Santaville.
On the night of Christmas eve,
As each child muttered his plea,
When the town was lit by Christmas cheer,
Santa flew in with his reindeer.
In the house known as the Happy Yeep,
Three children lay deep in sleep,
While Santa climbed down the chimney,
with just a little more speed than a shimmy.
And he smiled upon those sleeping children,
as if they were his own beloved brethren.
With a friendly twinkle in his eye,
he looked as if about to cry.
Then he reached down into his burlap sack,
With presents and goodies it was packed,
looked carefully at three, then pulled them out,
The perfect gifts: It wouldn't let them pout.
At last, a bite of a cookie,
a drink of a smoothie,
To no one, a little doff,
and into the sky, he was off!
To help fight fears,
To help stop tears,
these noble causes that Santa's for,
Makes the happiness inside us pour.
I've even tried sending a Holiday Laugh e-mail, but for some reason the images just aren't coming. Take a final laugh by looking below:
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