Funny Jokes

This is NOT to be taken seriously.

Boss: Where were you born?
Guy: India ..
Boss: which part?
Guy: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

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2 Guys were fixing a bomb in a car.
Guy 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Guy 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Guy: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Guy: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Guy joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Guy: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Guy: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Guy: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Guy: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Guy: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Guy: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Guy: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Guy: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

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Waiter gives bill to Guy

Guy: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..

"My father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then a Little Guy spoke up: "We are all human beans."

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Gang of GUYS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya. 

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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this