Friday, April 15, 2011

7 Superb Sentences

Snow White (Remake)


                Snow White’s complexion would differ from your idea when you first heard her name: she had dark skin, black hair, and an overload of dandruff.
                She stared through her window in her room, trying to ignore the infuriating sounds of the credit cards in Monopoly game which her siblings were amusing themselves with.
                “WILL YOU KEEP QUIET??!!!!”She burst out.
                Snow stormed out of the room, went down the escalator, spat on the magic mirror, and left the house. She had ENOUGH of this! She was running away.
                You see, people do quite brainless acts when they are ill-tempered, and Snow was no different.
                She stormed off into the forest and when she found herself lost in it, she met seven dwarves, each of them having a bright red nose that resembled a ripe tomato.
                At those times, ugliness was very IN and actresses were usually deformed. It was this idea of IN that charmed the dwarves enough to make them persuade her to go to their home.

Little Monkey

This was a poem I really enjoyed. Hope you understand it!


1 little monkey
Was goin’ 2 the store
When he saw a banana 3
He’d never climbed be4.
By 5 o’clock that evenin’
He was 6 with stomach ache
‘Cause 7 green bananas
Was what that monkey 8.

By 9 o’clock that evenin’
That monkey was quite ill,
So 10 we called the doctor
Who was 11 on the hill.
The doctor said, “You’re almost dead.
Don’t eat green bananas no more.”
The sick little monkey groaned and said,
“But that’s what I 1-2 the 3-4.”
--Shel Silverstein