Sunday, November 20, 2011

Overview Article

This is the final draft of my final article:

When the committee session increased six fold, so did the progress and mistakes made by DISEC on Friday morning. The meeting began with a discussion on what should be given more priority: Protection on non-nuclear states from nuclear ones, or International Terrorism. Through this long and well-fought discussion, several mistakes were made, and they have been recorded below.
The first mistake was made by the Delegate of France. The delegate supported the idea of scrutinizing the nuclear 'problem' first, and said that people should 'stop nuclear disarmament', the exact opposite of what she should have said. She quickly corrected herself before anyone could comment.
Next came from the Delegate of Egypt. His case was of severe misinformation, a fact realized by everyone when  he said that nuclear weapons were created to 'destroy terrorism', which is not true.  The U.S.A first used nuclear weapons in 1947 at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Japan in retaliation to the bombing of Pearl Harbor. It had nothing to do with terrorism; in fact, Al Qaeda was made in 1998, 41 years after.
The Delegate of China, Prabsehej Sethi (also the brother of chair Avtej Sethi) seemed to be unable to understand the need or formal language during committee sessions, saying "Hi everybody. Nuclear weapons are an important thing, so I guess we should talk about it." Avtej later leapt at the chance to chide his elder brother, calling him 'cheeky'.
Speaking of Avtej, he and co-chair Vrinda Kanani were urged to dance after the motion for entertainment passed in DISEC. He later sang 'Baby' by the teen sensation, Justin Bieber, for ECOSOC.
Finally, a voting was held and the majority voted or Nuclear Disarmament. Only a few other delegates made mistakes-the rest clearly expressed their country's view on the topic. Although the Delegate of South Africa began a fiery debate with the Delegate of U.S.A., when he stated that the 'U.S.A. should stop supplying nuclear arms to Pakistan,' and that a country as unstable as Pakistan would only 'destroy itself.'
The DISEC committee also worked on a draft resolution, which stated that 'all nuclear weapons should be given to the UN and deactivated' and that they 'can only be activated with prior permission of the UN.' It seems that they are a lot closer to a logical solution, and who knows, maybe they could pose as models for the real UN!
A small investigation later revealed a chit saying: "To the Chair: The Delegate of Spain would like to oppose the Delegate of Spain." No doubt it was meant as a joke when the writer was caught in a severe case of boredom. Perhaps he/she knew the Press would have a good laugh over it!
But the climax came when the Delegate of the United Arab Emirates came up. She declared war on every country, who in their turn declared war on her. This was the official beginning of the Model World War III caused entirely by the Delegate of U.A.E.
The U.A.E. delegate was also caught in a highly dramatic discovery when the Press found a note saying "USA loves UAE!" Both delegates refused to comment, although the Delegate of U.S.A. insisted that he did not write the note and proceeded to say a few words that are best left unsaid. 


VHMUN (READ THIS ONE FIRST!!!)

In case you're wondering, VHMUN stands for Vibgyor High Model United Nations. It was among the most fun experiences of my life (perhaps it was getting to stay at Mumbai without any adults peering over my shoulder, I don't know). I was a part of the press, a bunch of writers and photographers who create a newsletter filled with articles detailing about the entire event.
MUN is practically the United Nations at a kid level, where students come together, draft resolutions, and attempt t resolve disputes between countries in ways that things would happen in the UN. Of course, to match with the UN, a formal dress code is compulsary (which resulted in me buying a costly suit), yet the price was worth it.
At the same time as this post is published, two others giving my articles are going to be published. I was sent to watch DISEC (Disarmament and Security Council), where most off the people from my school were present. I was told to note down everything that I saw, especially mistakes. My only problem was that my article was HUGELY changed by the time it was published.
Here are my notes:

  • Chatting on Facebook during explanation of procedure.
  • Introduction to common yields, motions (NOTE: Yields and motions are used in the council to make it formal.)
  • Passing of chits to talk to each other.
  • Drama in the back: USA sending notes through UK to UAE....UAE looks irritated.
  • Mock session on if US has great influence who is worse: Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black! :D (originally supposed to be "if US has great influence over the UN", but the more fun-loving people changed the topic as I was writing it down)
  • Argentina claims that Rebecca Black has the "worst lyrics on Earth" and that she makes songs that are about "which seat she should take in the car."
  • The Press head opposed this, saying that "at least Rebecca donated her money to Japan after the earthquake."
     
Once I reached my room, everyone else's work had finished, but mine had just begun. I chose the ones I didn't need and crossed them out:

  • Chatting on Facebook during explanation of procedure.
  • Introduction to common yields, motions procedures (NOTE: Yields and motions are used in the council to make it formal.)
  • Passing of chits to talk to each other.
  • Drama in the back: USA sending notes through UK to UAE....UAE looks irritated.
  • Mock session Moderated caucus on if US has great influence who is worse: Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black! :D (originally supposed to be "if US has great influence over the UN", but the more fun-loving people changed the topic as I was writing it down)
  • Argentina claims that Rebecca Black has the "worst lyrics on Earth" and that she makes songs that are about "which seat she should take in the car." He also claimed that he will "sue her for ruining his ears."
  • The Press head opposed this, saying that "at least Rebecca donated her money to Japan after the earthquake."
     
I took out the "Drama in the Back" note since it seemed slightly personal and I didn't want to mention it. It later came up, however, in full blossom, and the entire Press team ended up finding out about it. At the ending, it ended up in my overview.
Read the next one now!

Pre-Conference Workshop

This is my article about the Pre-Conference Workshop (the thing I took notes for):


The seemingly monochromatic tiles dotted the walls as the delegates listened attentively to the speaker in the DISEC conference room. The Council was already into an elaborate discussion about the procedures and their usage.
Each delegate was sitting upright and stiff, paying their utmost attention. Bust as usual, nothing can be perfect, and there were several bad eggs scattered around the rooms.
There was a boy sitting in the back, hiding his QWERTY keypad cellphone beneath the table and (seemingly) discreetly chatting with his friends on Facebook.  Nearby, another boy was passing a chit to get a message around. In front, another person was whispering to his friend.
To top it all, most delegates admitted that they were bored; so in order to generate a new interest, there was a new idea for an unmoderated caucus:
"Who is worse at singing: Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black?"
The first to respond was the Delegate from Argentina. Claiming that Rebecca has the "worst lyrics in the world", makes songs about "which seat she will take in the car". and that he will "sue her for ruining his ears."
The Press head quickly shot back that "at least Rebecca donated her money to Japan after the earthquake."
Before the argument could complicate further, the chairs took a roll call and dismissed the delegates.

Notes for the Next Day....

These are my final notes:

  • Using of iPhone during speeches.
  • Delegate of France says "Stop nuclear disarmament-sorry, promote nuclear disarmament."
  • Delegate of China says: "Hi everybody. Nuclear weapons are an important thing, so we should talk about it."
  • The Chair targets China for being cheeky.
  • Delegate of Norway uses informal language.
  • Delegate of Egypt claims nuclear weapons were creates to combat terrorism (Osama Bin Laden in particular).
  • Using of iPad during caucus.
  • Chair chewing gum;bribes Press not to write about him.
  • Delegate of Bosnia runs away right before interview. He also doesn't know the independence day of India.
  • Most delegates know little or no GK about their country. They only learned about the topics.
  • Everybody urges Co-Chair and Chair to dance by banging their tables and screaming their name. Soon they sing We Will Rock You.
  • Delegate of South Africa sings Waving Flag and is quickly joined by the entire committee.
  • UAE declares war on all countries (WWIII!)
Corrected Notes:

  • Using of iPhone during speeches.
  • Delegate of France says "Stop nuclear disarmament-sorry, promote nuclear disarmament."
  • Delegate of China says: "Hi everybody. Nuclear weapons are an important thing, so we should talk about it."
  • The Chair targets China for being cheeky. China and Chair are brothers.
  • Delegate of Norway uses informal language.
  • Delegate of Egypt claims nuclear weapons were creates to combat terrorism (Osama Bin Laden in particular). Al Qaeda was made in 1998
  • Using of iPad during caucus.
  • Chair chewing gum;bribes Press not to write about him.
  • Delegate of Bosnia runs away right before interview. He also doesn't know the independence day of India.
  • Most delegates know little or no GK about their country. They only learned about the topics.
  • Everybody urges Co-Chair and Chair to dance by banging their tables and screaming their name. Soon they sing We Will Rock You.
  • Delegate of South Africa sings Waving Flag and is quickly joined by the entire committee.
  • UAE declares war on all countries (WWIII!)
  • DISEC head later sings "Baby" for ECOSOC.
  • Chit saying "USA loves UAE" found
  • Chit saying "To the Chair: The Delegate of Spain would like to oppose the Delegate of Spain" found.
  • DISEC works on draft resolution.