No, I'm not talking about the video game. I'm talking about the fact that I have ruled out the possibilities that any of our beloved, tights-wearing, underwear-showing superheroes can exist. Lets start with:
Superman- Well, Superman's bones would have to be hollow if he wants to fly like a bird. And if he has hollow bones, they would break like twigs. Two contradicting powers.
Spiderman- At least in the movie, they show Spiderman's ability to climb given by tiny protrusions from his skin. In real life, they would tear off due to the weight of his body. His web releases from an area where there is a high concentration of veins, so no gland could have formed there. Sorry. (He's the most realistic of all superheroes.)
Flash- This dashin' lightning fast superhero would die in approximately half a minute if he could run that fast(which is like 1000 miles per an hour). His body would overheat extremely fast. Even the cheetah, which runs at a measly speed of 70 mph, has to stop after 14 seconds due to its body overheating.
Batman- I think if anyone was that hi tech, he would have been found by the FBI.
Torch- Setting oneself on fire can only last for one minute, before the fire breaks through the fire proof suit and kills the user.
Stretchy guy in Fantastic Four- Being able to stretch onelself that far would require extremely lengthy muscles and bones. If the bones can stretch, they bend as easily. It's a wonder why he isn't diagnosed with rickets.
Ben 10- The reason for this kid-hero not being possible is simple. when he becomes a big alien, where did the extra cells come from? and when he becomes small, where do they go?
That should cover most of the types superheroes. Most of the others fly, run fast, etc.Any more, just comment.
Superman- Well, Superman's bones would have to be hollow if he wants to fly like a bird. And if he has hollow bones, they would break like twigs. Two contradicting powers.Spiderman- At least in the movie, they show Spiderman's ability to climb given by tiny protrusions from his skin. In real life, they would tear off due to the weight of his body. His web releases from an area where there is a high concentration of veins, so no gland could have formed there. Sorry. (He's the most realistic of all superheroes.)Flash- This dashin' lightning fast superhero would die in approximately half a minute if he could run that fast(which is like 1000 miles per an hour). His body would overheat extremely fast. Even the cheetah, which runs at a measly speed of 70 mph, has to stop after 14 seconds due to its body overheating.Batman- I think if anyone was that hi tech, he would have been found by the FBI.Torch- Setting oneself on fire can only last for one minute, before the fire breaks through the fire proof suit and kills the user.
Stretchy guy in Fantastic Four- Being able to stretch onelself that far would require extremely lengthy muscles and bones. If the bones can stretch, they bend as easily. It's a wonder why he isn't diagnosed with rickets.Ben 10- The reason for this kid-hero not being possible is simple. when he becomes a big alien, where did the extra cells come from? and when he becomes small, where do they go?That should cover most of the types superheroes. Most of the others fly, run fast, etc.Any more, just comment.
Very interesting questions
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